What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...