Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...