Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....