What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...