Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...