The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...