Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...