Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...