Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...