A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.