What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...