football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...