Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...