Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...