Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...