Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...