A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...