Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...