New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...