Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...