Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.