Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...