I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...