My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...