How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...