Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.