The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.