2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...