A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...