WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...