The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...