Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...