insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...