Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...