Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...