Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...