A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...