No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...