The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...