Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...