dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...