Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...