Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...