Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...