The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...