They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...