A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...