Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...