Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...