Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....