A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...